Fun with matches

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Finger painting with the kids

Somebody needs to get those kids some Matchbox Cars.

He told us “He’d be Back…”

Maybe Arnold was just trying to bone up on his English.

This is old. But it is fantastic.

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An older vid I made…

Perhaps you’ve seen this before?

My latest vid

A Day at the Beach

Outstanding

Found here.

A Day at the Amusement Park

10 Halloween Treats Worse Than Yours

Last night, I gave out candy to a lot of trick-or-treaters. And although I gave out mini Kit-Kats and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, I couldn’t help but wonder what else I could have offered these young ghouls and ghosts. Here’s the best 10 I could come up with:

10. A handful of loose Milk Duds
9. Udon noodles
8. A bong hit
7. Foie Gras on a toast point
6. Carrot sticks
5. Ricola cough drops
4. A pamphlet about juvenile diabetes
3. A red dot squash ball
2. Spanish olives
1. An offer to come into my bedroom to spot me on my makeshift bench press